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soloontherocks:

jackthevulture:

IM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.

And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY G_D THIS IS AMAZING.

One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.

Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.

My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy

"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING

I might be in love please send help

unicornjackedup

milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

Okay let’s see if I can remember this dream.

My house was more elaborate then it really is but it was still the same house. The house across the street was the same except a bunch of my friends lived there and there was underground shit. I was like a…mentor or something to some of the kids who lived there.

And there was one girl who was a boxer but she got hurt. So I went to see her and there was some shady shit going on and I told her how worried I was and she was just ‘no no it’s fine. Coach gave me this thing’ and it was some kind of…paste thing that she eats and I tried some and it was weird and I kept telling her how worried I was.

So I leave and talk to some of friends in the house and tell them what’s up. And show them the spoonful of paste stuff I still have. And it got really weird when I left the house to go back home.

I walk outside and hear something. I look to the side and Blake is over there(he apparently had moved back at some point cause it was like I was hanging out with a lot) but he was having a seizure. I went to go help him and call 911 and then I start throwing up. Just like…A constant pouring of this weird watery but chunky barf. Looking back now, I think it was from the boxing paste.

I guess I never called 911 cause I ended up helping him back to my house and put him on the couch.

Ummm…Wake up the next day, we chat, somewhere in there he has another seizure. I try to call 911 but I either keep dialing the wrong thing or it wouldn’t connect. Dad comes home. Ummm…A whole bunch(and I mean like…30) quilting ladies show up even though mom isn’t home. But they won’t tell me why and just go into my house.

Next thing I know, I’m going to Blake’s job to let him know that he’s not getting out of a doctor visit. Find out he the CEO or something of a company. Some chit chat happens. His only boss is a bad guy or something and put a bomb on a subway train. Which I found out cause I overheard the bad group as I was going to the subway.

I run back out and run into one of my friends. Tell him to go stall the bad guys. Friend ends up being Sam Wilson aka Falcon.

And ummmm there was more but that’s what remember.

verilyinverily

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Okay but for real tho

Went to the doc today after not going for like…2 1/2 years.

We’re gonna start me on a few meds including a hormone compound. I have to completely rearrange my diet(which I needed to do anyway) and get more exercise(also needed to do anyway).

So here I go. Three months to see where I go with the change.

Let gets this shit under control.

fanficismything

its-saya:

MAKOTO PILLOW GIVEAWAY.
You spend to many lonely nights dreaming about Tachibana?
Now you have a chance to hug his soft (too soft) body every night and wake up with him by your side every morning!
Maybe you want to take him to the pool or beach? Here are two sides of Makoto, for you particular situations!
And just look, he has some long and sweet thing in his hands for these hot days!
So all you have to do is:
1) reblog! No follow needed
2) do it as many times, as you want!
3) open your ask box
4) wait till 25 September!

Thank you for being with me!
And yes, I had so much fun writing this post :DD